do you know who anyone really is? 



from the ash, the dragons rise
(requested by massiveaddictive)



"The Consummation" Deleted Scene
- (For the anon who asked so kindly knowing my shipping preferences. Not gonna lie…I felt odd making this, but here you go! Feel free to delete this dumb comment) 



  • teacher: are there any classes you are struggling with?
  • me: the bourgeois
  • teacher: what
  • me: what
  • karl marx: nice


frenchbras:

i could take over the world with these tights



lovel-ylesbian:

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

"It’s been two hours but somehow my hair is still wet: do i get the hairdryer out or shall i wait" the wikihow article


sassykardashian:

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS


You love me, and you wanna have my babies. I know.



I like you, a c t u a l l yYou’re more than sex.



SPARKLE MOTION






















fuck off man
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